Help! Can Anybody Figure out What This Secret Car Is?

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
10/13/2017 at 12:32 • Filed to: sarcasm

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The camo wrap was so effective, that even with this blurry photo I took, I STILL can’t figure out who could have made it!


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:35

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New Lambo LM-002?!


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:35

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Looks Land Rover-y to me


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:35

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Pretty sure that’s a Ford Explorer.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:38

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That’s some subtle shade on CUVs there, intentional or no. I approve


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:38

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Volvo 240


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:40

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That lady’s heel strike hurts my knees from here :/


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:40

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I’m pretty sure that’s a Mustang.

But on a more serious note, the SUV looks like a Land Rover. The greenhouse plus headlights mostly.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:41

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Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:43

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Obviously a Ford Explorer.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:44

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Apparently it’s go for a brisk stroll with your hydration pack morning.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:44

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The largest object in the photo is a mini.-Irony-


Kinja'd!!! Shift24 > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:51

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What no one? Really?

“pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude”


Kinja'd!!! rillweid - Now with more TRD and less TDI > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:54

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Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude.


Kinja'd!!! diplodicus > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
10/13/2017 at 12:55

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Is that foot actually touching the ground though? I think its a depth perception issue caused by the blurrines and her soles being white as well as the white line.


Kinja'd!!! BahamaTodd > Berang
10/13/2017 at 12:55

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Did you at least try to save that woman’s life?


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Berang
10/13/2017 at 13:04

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Looks Rover-y


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Ash78, voting early and often
10/13/2017 at 13:04

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Do not toy with my heart


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > diplodicus
10/13/2017 at 13:08

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I don’t think so but she is close. But at that point in her stride there is no way she isn’t heel striking. Unless she is doing something extra funky to level her foot in the last few inches before striking the ground haha


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Berang
10/13/2017 at 13:30

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Looks like a Range Rover.


Kinja'd!!! PotbellyJoe and 42 others > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
10/13/2017 at 14:02

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Yeah, unless she has a furious toe-whip stride, that heel-strike coming.

She probably complains to her friends she meets at Starbucks, (to wear spandex capris and talk about how difficult their work-life balance is) that her sciatica is acting up again. You can see her friend coming down the street to meet her.


Kinja'd!!! SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/13/2017 at 14:39

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Hahahaha! This is likely true on so many different levels.


Kinja'd!!! Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > Berang
10/13/2017 at 14:52

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I am not liking this new Supra


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor
10/13/2017 at 15:02

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